You're Not Doing It Right You Dumb Cunt

Dear feminists and other cunts whining about why you can't find a maaaaan. Let me paint you a picture. All you need to do to get a man is:

1/ Turn up.

2/ Don't be fat.

Then some piece of shit man will kiss your ass and lick up your runny shit.

3/ Be pleasant.

I know, you gritted your teeth all out of shape at that one. Being a pleasant human being person is hard. Still, it does bear dividends. At this point you get the better-quality piece of shit man to kiss your ass and lick up your runny shit.

4/ Be feminine.

I know, I know, this is utterly impossible! No woman should ever, Ever, EVER be feminine! Yet, it bears the best dividends of all. Finally, you actually have managed to get a high-quality piece of shit man to kiss your ass and lick up your runny shit.

Your problem is (and always will be): you're still a man-hating femi-dyke who thinks that every man is a piece of shit and not worthy to lick up your runny shit. This is why you cunts are stuck licking up your own (and each other's) runny shit.

Pleasant imagery brought to you courtesy of Black Poison Soul. Enjoy.