(Definitely something wrong there. And definitely something major-league wrong with any woman who gets involved with that fuckup. You know what I mean.)
At any rate, he had a major shit-fit recently about a bill that came his way thanks to having an accident with a car - something around the $3k mark. 'Cause you see, he didn't have the money for it - nor did he have any insurance.
So it's made me think about how he is, acts, and all that sort of shitaake. You know the drill, analysis and et-fucking-cetera. So I came to this realization. He's broke because of two reasons:
- he smokes about 3 packets of cigarettes a week (when he doesn't bum ciggies off others)
- he drinks about 12 stubbies of beer a day (when he doesn't skive booze off others)
Which comes down to a probable average of about $250 a week that he's wasting on booze and ciggies. And that's just at home: more if you count going out boozing and partying on a Thursday/Friday/Saturday in order to try and get laid.
Fuckin' ironic isn't it. He basically wastes $350+ a week. A prostitute is more certain and only costs $200 a week, without the associated hassle for him of:
- being constantly hungover
- breath and lungs going to hell from all the smoking
- taking a shit on his dignity as he desperately chases pussy
- having to deal with female "relationship" delusions
Plus, of course, going all the way into "fucking creepy" territory. Probably caused by ongoing brain-damage. He keeps this up and he won't be able to keep a job to cover his booze and ciggies. Remember, he did it to himself.
Any rate. Take $350 * 50 = $17,500 a year for his lifestyle choices. Where for $10,000 a year ($200 a week) he could instead get some top-notch pussy that is pleasant, younger, and goes away once he's done. Without even once bitching or nagging him. Hell, if he did this then he'd have that extra $7k in his bank-account to pay off his dumbshit car accident - and have insurance too, less bullshit all around.
Hold it there while I paint a large "L" for "Loser" on his forehead. Don't worry: the girls will flock to him once they realize that's what he is. Which is good, it lets me take the pulse of these fucking damaged-stupid hoes in what is laughingly called society these days.
Enjoy your cautionary look through Crap Colored Glasses™ - only $1k a pair and cheap at ten times the price.