Hard to tell if this one is a female suffering from depression (1 in 4 Americans) or someone who got back stabbed.
It is well-known that women are the biggest shoplifters and thieves.
When your girl starts working out furiously for no apparant reason then she's preparing to jump ship. Dump her proactively.
What'd I write above about theft.
I'm picking that this is a sexually-frustrated chick.
Nice of you to show your ass off to the world. Come over here so I can spank it, you attention-whore.
So you can hook a man to pay that PhD off.
Low self-image is good - let it inspire you to work out harder.
The fact that you are so fat that you can do this is an indictment already.
Like I chainsawed my heartstrings in self-defense.
Just bang him already.