The woman: Share your emotions! It'll be good for you!
The man: ...shares his emotions...
The woman: You're having the wrong feelings! You shouldn't be feeling that way!
The man: ...gets pissed off...
The woman: That anger is not good for you! You need to keep it inside!
The man: ...
Women. Any lie for her to get a handle on you, with which to beat you into submission.
Demands you change. You change. Demands you change more. You change more. Gets pissy and wanders away because "he's changed, he's not the man I fell in love with".
No fucking duh, you dumb cunt.
Women. So "in touch with their emotions" that they end up dribbling tears at every opportunity (manipulation attempts) and get so confused at times over their "emotions" that they might as well be sucking their thumbs. The nearest available dick is a good substitute.
They're my fucking emotions. I'm not exposing them to you for your delectation or for you to use them as a weapon against me. Unless, like Rihanna, you really want to be beaten to a bloody pulp.