The woman: Share your emotions! It'll be good for you!
The man: ...shares his emotions...
The woman: You're having the wrong feelings! You shouldn't be feeling that way!
The man: ...gets pissed off...
The woman: That anger is not good for you! You need to keep it inside!
The man: ...
Women. Any lie for her to get a handle on you, with which to beat you into submission.
Demands you change. You change. Demands you change more. You change more. Gets pissy and wanders away because "he's changed, he's not the man I fell in love with".
No fucking duh, you dumb cunt.
Women. So "in touch with their emotions" that they end up dribbling tears at every opportunity (manipulation attempts) and get so confused at times over their "emotions" that they might as well be sucking their thumbs. The nearest available dick is a good substitute.
They're my fucking emotions. I'm not exposing them to you for your delectation or for you to use them as a weapon against me. Unless, like Rihanna, you really want to be beaten to a bloody pulp.
The first one should be:
Woman: Share your emotions! I need for you to be “emotionally available” to me so I can know that you love me! You need to get in touch with your feelings so we can really be intimate and close!
Very good idea on your part, about the "emotionally available".Delete
When we deny women access to our emotions, we deny them the handle by which they can manipulate us. Literally, the only emotions we should show to a woman are disgust and disdain. Disgust and disdain as we dump a woman who has pissed us off.