Tuesday 9 June 2015

Flashy Trashy

We can't deny it: sex sells.

It sure as hell sells a lot of shit in this world.

Whether it's the mate-attracting/guarding/nesting behavior of men (flash cars, flash clothing, flash houses, etc - look, I got money!).

Whether it's the mate-guarding behavior of women (designer purses - look, I/my man got money!), or mate-attracting behavior of women (clothing - or nominally so - seen today walking down the street).

Today's was a good one. It being winter here in New Zealand, people walking out in the open are generally bundled up warm.

Only superficially so for this predator on the prowl though. Fur-trimmed leather-like jacket (all fake of course), short-short-short skirt, and knee-length fuck-me-fuck-me-fuck-me boots.

Wait. I forgot the stockings. Probably fairly hefty thickness, with patchy-style stripes. Designed to attract attention to the legs, of course. Wow, those legs are attractive!

Of course, she was "vivacious". Which is an old-time word meaning basically "out there" - as in voice, body-language, facial expression, etc.Women get that way when they get the attention they crave and/or seek more of the same.

"Look at meeee!"

Coupled with "that strut". You know the one I'm talking about. The one that says "I'm a whore on the prowl - you think you got what it takes to fuck me?"

Yes, we know what you're selling.

While it looks good, we know it's been ridden hard and then put back on the shelf by several guys.

Moment I laid eyes on her, one thing jumped straight into mind. Looks and flashy, completely trashy.

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  1. It's just like their "I drink male tears" statement. Every time I see some bitch wearing something that says that or they have a coffee cup with said message, the only thing that comes instantly to mind is those money shot compilations at pornhub.