A Quick List

Not mine, I ran across it a couple days back on /r/MGTOW, cannot remember what thread:

• Females are a waste of time and money.
• They will never be happy, and wont make you happy.
• Want a friend then get a dog it's cheaper and they bark less.
• A dog will greet you at the door with a smile, no woman ever will.
• Guns and cars are cheaper hobbies than skirts and clubs.
• Buy at least two silk ties, and some cuff links, shine your shoes.
• Fitted double breasted suits are old school cool, don't like it tough.
• Learn how to use tools, all of them, the right way.
• Nothing beats a good burger from a real diner.
• You need to live hard to be hard, there is no other way.
• Talk is cheap, actions are expensive.
• Girls are made with roaches and lice, don't forget it.
• Practice honor, loyalty, discipline, and wisdom in that order.
• A Yankees ball cap is the only one you will ever need.
• Pull your pant's up, don't slouch, use clear speech.
• Nobody cares, get used to it or starve. Pick one!
• Volunteer for everything, even if you don't want to.
• Tip your bartender the most, and enjoy the perks.
• You're not superman, and can't dodge bullets, so don't try it.

The reality is strong within this one.