Okay, sometimes I'm bloody slow to "get it". Guess you learn something new every day.
So JB gave Jessica Valenti a mild slapping upside the head, which I commented on here.
Then this morning, it suddenly clicked to me: "Male Tears". Duh, fuckwit, "the eye that cries when most pleased" - aka a penis aka semen.
So I double-checked on Urban Dictionary for Male Tears: yep, it's slang for semen.
It's a sub-rosa call-out of: "I do oral", "I'm into bukkake", "I want a pearl necklace".
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