So I'm buying lunch today (being a lazy prick). Head around to the local tuckshop where they sell pies, sandwiches, rolls - all that good hearty stuff that people working in heavy-industry will eat.
I walk in the door, first thing I hear from the (married) girl across the counter: Hey you! (Translation: Hey <I want to fuck> you.) I call her darling and grab my food, go and pay with eftpos.
All of a sudden hands grab the points of my shoulders and I hear a female giggle. The girl across the counter has a giggle also. Turns out that another (single) girl who is interested in me came up behind me and grabbed my shoulders. She wanted to cop a feel of my muscles, as well as showing me her interest.
I teased them both, even though I have no interest in following through. They're both 6's at best.
Women. Go figure.