This exemplifies the cuntitude of women these days. If you get her this you will either get out of the shit with her (for someone who says she loves you, she's giving you a hard time over something inane?) or you will be showing that you are a sensitive and sweet guy. Be sure to get the bouquet of 12 roses too. Otherwise you're just a cheap bastard. (Any excuse to get her nose out of joint.)
Problem displayed: Having to bribe the bitch for her to act like a decent
Extra problem displayed: This has become institutionalized. It's now guaranteed money for the seller of the roses, in this case a charity (90% of all charity money goes to administration costs). Further, if you don't buy her the roses - it's yet another perfect excuse for the cunt to get her nose out of joint.
Entitlement displayed: To a fare-thee-well, dialed up to e-fucking-leven.
Fuck y'all. I'm not bribing an entitled woman just so she can feel special, giggle and drool to her workmates about it, et-fucking-cetera. Or even to coax her into treating me as a decent
Do it if you want to get onto lapping up her runny shit. Me, I'll take my bemusement and add it to the schadenfreude in tonights glass of Grand Marnier.