We Learned The Game From You

Just for shits and giggles - girls, if you want to be attractive to a shitload more men than you are, just follow the following rules. And hey, men will like you more too!

Matthew Fitzgerald's "Men's Top 10 Rules For Women":

1 - Learn how to Communicate

Say what you mean, ask for what you want directly. Expecting a man to interpret indirect signals and read your mind is not communication.

2 - Learn to be Consistent

Irrational behavior just doesn't cut it. If you say you're going to do something, then follow through and do it. Be honest with yourself -- don't say one thing and do another. And for God's sake, don't change your mind a million times.

3 - Stop using Sex as Bait

If you want to have sex, then have sex. Don't use sex as a tool to manipulate men. And another thing: Stop tempting men with low-cut dresses or bare midriffs and then blame them for trying to get you in bed. If you need attention that badly, go see a shrink.

4 - Develop a Conscience 

Stop abusing your sexual power. Many women have no ethical dilemmas at all about using men for favors or financial gain by dangling the promise of sex in front of them. Not only is this deceitful and immoral, but it's a double standard nothing short of fraud.

5 - Knock Off the Mixed Messages

If you're interested in a guy, let him know it. Ditto with sex. Maybe playing hard to get is cool if you're 12 years old, but it's just annoying 20 years later. Refer to Rule #1 -- men aren't able to read minds, so don't expect them to.

6 - Stop Expecting Men to Finance Your Life 

This is the 2000's for God's sake -- women are enjoying unparralleled career and earning opportunities, and it's unfair to treat men like ATM machines, especially when women are earning as much or more than we are. It may be a great scam, but at its core, it's nothing more than age-old prostitution -- trading sex for money.

7 - If You Expect Equality, Then Act Like It

Equal rights means equal rights across the board -- not just when it's in your best interests. If you expect equal pay, then expect to be drafted and pay your share of dating expenses, too.

8 - Stop Blaming Men for All Your Problems

We aren't what's wrong -- you are.

9 - Just Be Nice

Can't you just be nice? Nobody likes a nasty, self-serving bitch. And men today are very, very tired of self-serving bitches.

10 - Read the Rules

Reality-check time!

Is this going to happen across the board? No.

Is this going to happen in odd cases? Maybe. So long as there's an advantage for the woman (as in, they can lure a man into marriage and thereby leech off him).

Is this going to be permanent? I wouldn't bet on it. Not when it's so easy for a woman to frivorce with cash and prizes. Only if the ultimate power in a relationship goes firmly back into the man's hands will this fraudulent behaviour stop.

Will men trust any such woman? Only the foolish. Let's be blunt, 40+ years of feminism have taught women that they can be utter pieces of shit - with a temporary veneer of pleasantness - and that men will fall for it and marry her. Frivorce with cash and prizes can then be triggered at any time she desires.

I especially enjoy 1, 2, and 5:

Women bitch about men not communicating, yet they lack the sense to communicate properly with men - and demand that we communicate in their mode. Not a problem, we will learn it especially for you Princess. Note: communicating like a woman involves lying.

Women have been taught that it's okay to be inconsistent and that men will accept it. It's supposed to be a part of their "feminine mystique" and we men are not expected to understand it. The reality is that it's another game of "hard-to-get" that she plays for her enjoyment. It's fun to tool men around!

Playing "hard-to-get" is a childish tweenage game that got old in high school. When a woman has hit The Wall™ at 27+ years of age she cannot afford to play silly buggers with men - her value is dropping precipitously while his is rising and will continue to do so. No man with true knowledge of his value will tolerate for an instant any bullshit passive-aggressive/mindfuck games.

None of this will stop us from playing your games though. We'll do it. We'll seduce you. We'll play the field. We'll fuck multiple girls at the same time. We'll play passive-aggressive mindfuck games on you. We'll leave you for any or no reason, especially frivolous ones. You will truly have no cause to whine and moan and bitch about it. After all, we learned The Game from you.

This poisonous message of reality brought to you by Cynicism™, Common-Sense™, and Crap-Colored Glasses™. You are most welcome.