Monday, 25 November 2013

PostSecret Delights

After the business with Return of Kings earlier today there is quite the urge to relax. However, I like to keep PostSecret on a semi-regular basis when there's something worth commenting on. Here they are.

Beta or Omega to the dweebish core.

Alpha to the core with extra-special sauce for having it videoed and leaving it where you can find it. Does it turn you on baby?

Whew! So harsh. Funny how you realise this stuff when it affects you personally. PS tell her to try washing dishes in a bakery - though that's probably beneath her dignity.

Sadly crappy fanfiction like 50 Shades of Shit has a ready audience. As a public service for my sexy-flexy female readership: the website Literotica can provide you with tens of thousands of stories that are probably better-written and cater to many tastes.

You go girrrrllll! What's she working on? Clean atomic power? Clean fusion? Total conversion of matter to energy? Tapping the quantum flux for power? Reactionless space drives? Faster than light drives? Maybe she's working in nanotechnology, creating the first fabricators to break down garbage and make usable food and items in the home? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Wifebeating, such a crime. No wonder the cops hate domestics. BPD/NPD types are such a fucking mess.

I, I, me - what've you done for him recently, oh selfish one. Oh wait, that's the modus operandi of the female - men must give selflessly while expecting nothing in return. Nor may they become bitter and twisted about it, the selfish fucking pricks.

I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you!

Conspicuous consumption, you saw it here first folks.

Selfishness, Hypergamy, and preselection all evidenced in a single postcard.

Apparantly written by a woman, what only lasted five days? And what was she doing the other four days? Hmmmm.

Warning! Warning! Secret internet fatty coming out of the closet! Go lose some weight you fat bitch.

Oh my, what a group this week. As always, when life hands you such comedic poison - all I can do is:

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