Her hamster speaks to her via the children's toys. Creepy.
Tight, smiling, long hair. Probably has a Cranston. You wish your wife looked like this.
Oh, the inner conflict!
What do you mean WAS?
You go girl.
Hypergamy doesn't care.
Watch cartoons? Make a sandwich?
The old fixer-upper? Hard to tell if this is a lesser manifestation of the Sockholm Syndrome aka women going for bad men (like jail thugs).
Words fail at the level of this betrayal.