So, here is the latest interlude of PostSecret. My sarcasm-and-bile glands have shut down pretty-much, overwhelmed by the Raping of Christmas™.
Chick swinging from dick to dick, getting a firm grip on the next before releasing the last. He should have suggested an affair instead. Yes this "good match" is also perishable.
Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue. She probably bore the rapist's child.
Fatty, you better thin down and pretty-up.
One second of truth, revealed by the hamster. PMS does not exist, it's just an excuse to act out: a couple hundred years ago it would have been quickly cured with a beating to within an inch of her life.
One delusional second of truth revealed by the hamster.
Achievement Unlocked: Removing ex-hubby from the children's minds.
Rationalization about consumerism and wasting money on nonessentials at its finest.
Of course it didn't, creepy cutter-chick.