Tuesday 16 January 2018

The Female Solution to Worthless Degrees™

Sell your virginity to the highest bidder!

Apparently there are two websites who cater to high-end fucktoys that want a kickstart in life, by selling their virginity to the highest bidder:
Back in April, a Hong Kong businessman paid $2.5 million for 18-year-old Romanian lingerie model Aleexandra Khefren’s virginity. She was financially distressed, of course. In fact, millions of millennials around the world are facing financial difficulties and are comfy with trading sex for their next debt servicing payment. [Emphasis mine. - BPS] They are using websites like Cinderella Escorts and SeekingArrangement, two of the most well-known match-makers in the space that facilitate big-ticket trysts.
I have an interesting question for the buyer:

If these girls have gone through the entire school of academic insanity and come out the other side with a Worthless™ degree - how many cocks did she "accidentally fall on" on the way?

A hymenoplasty never felt so good!
You pathetically stupid delusional fuckers HAHAHAHAHAHAH...!

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And a fucksight cheaper than $2.5 million!


  1. The irony being that even if she really is a virgin, she's still a prostitute. By definition.

    1. Pre-friggin-cisely. The warped mental hamsterbations, self-delusions, and self-lies of so much of society out there.