Dear Hollywood Whores,
You already parted your legs for your million dollars. Maybe more, if you had any vestige of looks and some talent to go with it.
You almost certainly weren't a virgin at the time.
The Hollywood businessman who paid for your non-virgin vagina was most definitely short-changed in the deal. I hope that he at least had MHOG (Multiple Hits On Goal) out of the process.
The rest of us were also short-changed in the deal. We got stuck with looking at your body - because your actual acting ability is probably approaching the zero mark. If not somewhere in the negative range.
What the fuck are you bitching about?
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