PostSecret Poison #4

From the festering interwebs of the anonymous hamster:

With a face like that, gay fanfic is as close to sex as she can get.

Fake indeed - whining at reality.

Chick rationalisation hamster working for a female thief?

Or reason to disappear into the sunset.

A rare moment of chick honesty.

Yes indeed.

Fashion always looks fuckin' weird to me.

Try hitting up the assistant - thief.

Even black men can't stand the entitled black hoes.

Fuckin' oath!

Or was it you sleeping with him and flaunting it?

A lot do. You're better off saving the cash and sorting your issues by yourself.

Typical creepy chick move.

Correct.

Damfool. Take note men.

Creepy ass-kisser and secret pedestal holder.

Or the tuition for your Worthless™ Degree.